Tuesday, December 29, 2009


Hands down, this may be one of the coolest toys we have ever sold.
When you first see it, you may be a little confused. It is very
difficult to guess what it for. This is no “one trick pony”. Most
women like to doubt its magic, but let me tell you… this toy is
revolutionary.

First thing first, let’s talk about its shape. It is not a whip, or a
bike lock. It doesn’t even vibrate. Unlike the penis; the design of which is
evolved to get sperm into your cervix, The Magic Banana is designed to
fit with the female shape. In my opinion, it is odd for
women to search out phallic- shaped objects to masturbate with, when
our vaginal canal is shaped more like a cul-de-sac. When you use an
object shaped like a loop we are able to satisfy more of our inner
sensations and surface areas. It’s only physics, right?

That brings us to purpose… or shall I say practice? As stated above,
the Magic Banana is shaped more like a woman’s insides then a man’s outsides. Therefore, when it is inserted and rotated around, it massages the inner walls of
the vagina. You can also shimmy it back and forth or simply plunge it
in and out. By massaging the vaginal walls you reveal sensitive areas
you never knew you had. The penis is linear, so it avoids simulating
our g-spot and many other smaller, less sensitive points of interest
on our insides. Remember, our genitals are on the underside of our body and we
can’t just get in there and massage away. Things are a little out of
reach. By using a vaginally-shaped toy that does not vibrate you
allow your spectrum of sensation to expand. Vibration tends to dull
out the fine twinkles and sparks of smaller nerve clusters in our
vaginal nerve network. Most of us are used to a clitoral orgasm, which
is often referenced in relation to fireworks and isolated seismic
activity. The Magic Banana will not only act as a “g-spot homing device” but it
will also open up a new world of other sensitive spots that
could possibly be entirely unique to you. These new discoveries will
also help you develop better positions for sex (so he doesn’t feel
left out).

As if that wasn’t enough, the Magic Banana is also a very efficient
kegel exerciser. Clinching and releasing is a thing of the past,
ladies. The Banana uses weight resistance to work your muscles. The
further the loop goes in, the less resistance there is, the shallower
the loop is inserted, the more resistance. Needless to say, we should
all start slow and have less resistance at first and then work your
way out. If you do this about three to four times a week for about
fifteen minutes, you and your partner should be able to feel a
difference within a week or two.

This is by far one of my favorite toys. It is an awesome couple’s toy
because it doesn’t intimidate and let’s face it, men love gadgets. It
really opens up the lines for strong communication and delving into a
new experience together. On the other hand it is also a wonderful
singles toy. It allows you to relax and open up by yourself. This leads to experiencing pleasures that you have never felt before. Want a little clitoral stimulation? The Banana goes great with an
external vibrator too! In my opinion, it is one of the greatest toys that we sell. Educational, fun and practical.

Thanks for reading my rant. If anyone has any personal comments about
the Magic Banana, we would love to hear them.

Anna
(G Girl 4-Life)
 
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